Christopher Kruse @ballpointcarrot@social.ballpointcarrot.net

CREATE TABLE the (a);
CREATE TABLE bass (b);
DROP the bass;

I'll write a GUI in Electron, see if I can trace his IP. :blobsunglasses:

The "average Mastodon user makes 3 fursonas a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person makes 0 fursonas per year. Fursonas Georg, who lives in cave & makes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Are there any video editors out there looking for paid work?

Looking for people capable of making highlight reels, helping cut together developer diaries, and other videos.

It's for our stealthy, multiplayer, spy game, Intruder. The game is at superbossgames.com/intruder

This is a paid spot, let me know what your previous experience is. Hopefully talk to you soon!

(retoot this to get the word out, thank you!) #jobs #paid #work mastodon.social/media/bWKeq_QF

Time to go play around with some Rust.

30 mph winds here in seattle tonight. stay safe, local friends

Early start to my home commute because of the threat of bad weather.

Please direct your friends to joinmastodon.org or another instance of your choice like octodon.social, toot.cat or toot.cafe, etc. mastodon.social is "default" choice for a lot of people and it's getting kinda hammered right now.

Firefox 57 is out, but work uses ESR by default... 😢

People are gonna be surprised when .jp Mastodon wakes up in a couple hours. 😀

LB: It might take a while to unlearn the habit of just whining into the void about how things are because we're used to not really being listened to. Don't feel too bad about having stuff to unlearn. Eventually you're understand that your local admins are (probably) cool people who care about you and the instance and want to make things right and safe for you.

@sourpersimmons
- there's a list on instances.social
- yes, you can, you can set one up yourself or use a hosting service like masto.host
- yes, instances can be private or single user
- you can toot to accounts on whatever instance by mentioning someone's @username@instance - if you want to toot to an instance's local timeline you'll need an account there
- yes, the terminology seems right

The first time I used a Mac with OS X I was in a computer store and I managed to get the Terminal open and a weird sales guy came over and asked if I was a hacker. I said no. Then he said that smart people like me would someday enable outer space colonies on Mars and Venus. What a cool weirdo. #smallstories