Christopher Kruse

Are you a mimic? Because you look like treasure to me.

according to all known laws of aviation
a bumblebee should not be able to fly

this is because it is a bee
and not a plane
therefore it is not permitted to take off from an airport

furthermore it has no money and cannot purchase a seat on an airline

as such a bumblebee is not able to fly according to the laws of aviation

Anyone out there working on indieweb integration for Mastodon?

Parsing a text file on a new laptop:

Step 1: download and compile ruby.

2 files changed, 69 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)


Come close of day,
Gone black from gray
Let come tomorrow
With joy, not sorrow.

Good night fabulous fediverse!

Starbucks batista this morning had katakana on her name tag, so I commented on it. Proceeded to order and converse in Japanese. Made my morning.

Bad mood, self-disparaging Show more

my mechanical keyboard is finally showing up on saturday

i like buying from crowdfunded whatever sites and it always takes months for the things to show up (and they're always late)

worth it tho